Inspector Clouseau

1: A few weeks ago, Leon Panietta shocked me by exhibitting integrity rarely found in a socialist. (OK remember--the dictionary, marxist manifesto, websites? No PC here--accuracy is important so get over your conditioning.).

Anyway, Comrade Pulosi denied having been briefed on waterboarding by the CIA.. and Panietta-director of the CIA-backed up his people and other representatives who were present at the briefing and said yes whe was.

Last week he changed his mind and said no she wasn't.

You see, in order for the CIA to be blinded, deafened, and locked in the basement, we need to close Gitmo and make sure nobody gets waterboarded. If Pulosi knew, then she was complicit, and can't prosecute anybody without prosecuting herself.

Panietta reverted to behavior I'm more accustomed to, and is selling out his country for his party. The agenda is to expose and ruin the consultants and officers who were involved; everybody who served their country.

Now they're cancelling a secret program (which they can't talk about). Shortly, the nature of this program will leak, so that even if it isn't cancelled, it will be compromised and useless--like the cellphone monitoring thing.

Terrorists from all over the middle east now go to Afghanistan to kill americans and prevent the horrors of freedom and democracy. Most are ignorant, brainwashed cannon fodder, but some are bomb-makers and tacticians.

These are the guys who have actionable, operational intelligence about stash and troop locations and pending attacks.

Now I really need you to pretend to think here, so please pretend that your son or your brother is over there, and that these guys are trying to kill HIM, ok? For convenience, we can pretend it's me, since had this happened when I served, I would have been.

Let's get into that: I email not so often, and my emails bitch about how damn hot it is and how I wish I had a beer and could look at the women and stuff--and maybe I told you about one of my pals who is now DEAD.

Got it? Ok now we can proceed: There is a list of high-profile foreign enemies who are certain to have valuable, perishable operational intelligence at all times.

Now, if these assholes are brought to detention centers, they are read their miranda rights--which include their right to an attorney and their right to remain silent. I can only assume that the capture details are preserved in a special file so that the soldiers and officers concerned can be soebpeonaed off the battlefield for courtroom appearances and depositions in a US courtroom later.

Please remember that I am over there and keep your thinking cap on. Who is this asshole? He is a citezen of a foreign country and an enemy of america and it's allies. He is committed to my death and our defeat. He is not a US citezen. He doesn't even represent a country and wears no uniform, so Geneva conventions don't even apply to him.

...an now he has the right to remain silent, the right to an attorney, who will be assigned until the ACLU rushes to his defense and a billion dollars hire some mercenary.

Now, this guy knows where the people are who are going to kill me. He knows where the bombs that will kill me are made, and the weapons that will kill me are stashed, and even where and when they are going to kill me.

But we won't find out. And I am dead. And BARRACK OBAMA AND NANCY PULOSI KILLED ME. NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

The ends justify the means.

2: While you've been sleeping, the Cap/Trade bill was passed. You don't think about it, since you personally haven't been hit by it yet.

Let's try time-travel: Suddenly, you get five gallons and it costs you an extra 3.30. You go grocery shopping and what used to cost 50 bucks costs 68 bucks. Your utility bill costs an extra 75 bucks.

YOU ARE LAID OFF.

Gee! How did that happen? I mean, YOU don't work in manufacturing!

Well, nobody can afford the products you sell or distribute, plus some of your suppliers are bankrupt of moving overseas. With shipping costs (now twice as much by the way), they can't see how they can make a dime by sending stuff all the way to you...I mean nobody can afford it anymore.

Good thing you're unemployed, though, since you can't afford anything anyway.

The ends justify the means.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?