Dear Nobody:

Well, today I took the hotel shuttle to Kenworth, then had it follow me in my truck to Freightliner, then take me back here. Kenworth is pretty good, and got the ABS valve for about half what I'd expected. They replaced batteries (instead of my alternator again) to fix my electrical problem. As expensive as this long, long layoff has been, I feel better about everything now.

In all this time, I've only hit the bar once. I don't think it's just physical; that I get headaches the next day and stuff. I think it's more atmospheric. I don't like loud music or flashing lights. Don't like stratosphied crowds, either. And I'm not happy sitting by myself (in a bar). And then...like last night...I knew that I'd have to move the truck today, and can't seem to let go much when I've got unfinished business.

I did do some internet shopping, and have some recommendations for my legions of rabid fans, which I'm absolutely certain will not include anybody related to me, since they are rabidly determined to avoid me:

Ok. I went through a torturous obstacle course to get an affiliate deal with Puritan's Pride (nutritional supplements), but don't have a link yet. I'll come back and edit it in later...meanwhile of you order stuff from them I'll track you down and demand my three percent or whatever the hell it is, see?

Ok I got the email. They gave me this link to go look for text-links...ok here's yet still more free and valuable info which everybody but my family can get here: I'm talking about a link which says, probably, "Puritan's Pride" in the text, but has the actual html buried under it. An affiliate link is coded for the referrer (ie ME), so that I get a commision for any sales coming from people who click that link and end up buying stuff. I've decided to make this a semi-commercial site now, and will get deeper into it later...

Puritan's Pride Quality Vitamins GOT IT HAHA!

Ok here I'll try to use the link I copied from the email. I'll see if it translates to english as far as what you see, and then of it works. Here goes: OK dammit-I got the whole damn html rubic's cube, and clicking it refreshed the page--same as in the damn email.

Here's a useful digression: IF you're interesting and/or informative, and can establish a readership, and IF you're honest enough to only make recommendations you're sincere about, you can make some easy money on the internet by recommending stuff to people, in just this way.

..Ok I have two blogs now, but it now appears that I need a third one. This one will be about making money, and will have a specific niche (which is important onthe internet--you must specialize. My targets will be younger versions of ME, representing maybe 5% of the population...I'll save the details for that site...ok nevermind.)

Anyway here was a sneak preview. You have to deal with technical glitches. I mean, I copied and pasted the link to where I was supposed to get an intelligable (and functional) text-link, and got a generic commercial page with no log-in option, and about twelve dead links. Time to set up my commercial blog now--we now return you to your regularly scheduled blog:

Anyway, yeah, I've dealt with them before, and they've always been the best deal I could find on most nutritional supplements. They have almost everything you'd want, cheaper than you'll get anywhere else, including Wal-Mart.

If you check it out, you need to do the math!!! You see, their price per-bottle isn't that good--but just about everything is a buy one, get two free deal. They also try to make you think that you can save more by buying two and getting four free, but it aint so, and you're better off just getting three, so they stay fresh.

Further math only makes it better. Like, I got this carb-blocker stuff (mostly white bean extract). I get that stuff at Wal-Mart for six bucks/bottle, and paid about eighteen for three from Puritan's Pride, right? A wash? No, because the bottles have twice as many pills, and the milligrams and dosage are the same. I saved 100% over the Wal-Mart price, see?

Their shipping is $3.98 regardless of the order size, too!

I don't know why I ever got away from this company. Probably because they don't have certain stuff like Hyleoronic acid, ir HGH, and I went elsewhere to get that stuff.

I forgot to see whether or not they have any smart pills, but will check on that. Meanwhile, at the local pharmacy I found "Focus Formula" from Windmill (labs or something). 20 bucks for a month's supply, and it's quite similar to Focus Factor, which wants you to mortgage your house to pay for it.

I got prostate stuff, a nose hair trimmer for six bucks (a GOOD one), a magnifying sheet like a big magnifying glass for three bucks, the carb-blocker, and argenine/ornithane (helps you metabolize lard and collect muscle)...and some other junk, maybe.

Ok well it's after 5:00 so I'm going to margaritaville...or bloodymaryville--aint sure yet.

But I'm going tonight. The bar at the Holiday Inn (next door and closer to me than the one right here) opens at 5:00. And it's sunday.



Man, I used to drink a ton. Maybe if I were stationary, with a "real" job, I'd still hit a neighborhood bar more often. I don't know. I do know that I'm no alchoholic. I don't think either side of my family has that dangerous gene--which has a lot to do with it.



Anyway, today I did some shopping on the internet, and will make some recommendations to...ok waitaminnit...excuse me while I check the sites to see if they have affiliate deals. Might as well collect some loose change in case my millions of adoring fans want to order anything...be back shortly....